Funny Quotes by Benjamin Franklin · Page 2

Perhaps I was too saucy and provoking.

— Benjamin Franklin

A penny saved is a penny earned.

— Benjamin Franklin

Pay what you owe and you'll know what's your own.

— Benjamin Franklin

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.

— Benjamin Franklin

Lose no time; be always employed in something useful.

— Benjamin Franklin

If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it.

— Benjamin Franklin

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

— Benjamin Franklin

Those who are fear'd, are hated.

— Benjamin Franklin

In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.

— Benjamin Franklin

The ancients tell us what is best; but we must learn of the moderns what is fittest.

— Benjamin Franklin

Do not do that which you would not have known.

— Benjamin Franklin

When you are done changing, you're done.

— Benjamin Franklin

When you are good to others, you are best to yourself.

— Benjamin Franklin

Nothing great comes without enthusiasm.

— Benjamin Franklin

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

— Benjamin Franklin

Getting into debt, is getting into a tanglesome net.

— Benjamin Franklin

Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good.

— Benjamin Franklin

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

What you would seem to be, be really.

— Benjamin Franklin

When Wine enters, out goes the Truth.

— Benjamin Franklin

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.

— Benjamin Franklin

What is a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpiller drest. The gaudy Fop's his picture just.

— Benjamin Franklin

He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

— Benjamin Franklin

Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't.

— Benjamin Franklin

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

— Benjamin Franklin