My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture...... .....So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Miss Cleo girl if you out there gimme a call with the winning numbers to the lottery cuz I'm tired of being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Justin Bieber and One direction were drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why no one was on, then I remembered it was Friday, normal people actually do more than stay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin's new album is finally out.i'm so proud of him. he worked so hard. :') now I just gotta wait till my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger I rememberwatching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
