Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Marriage War
Life is war, and marriage provides us with a close and intimate ally with whom we may wage this war. The battle requires bold… — Dan B. Allender Copy Share Image
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world. — Malcolm Bradbury Copy Share Image
Being in war together may be what keeps us from being at war with each other. Rather than neglecting the battle to work on… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat. — Ursula Parrott Copy Share Image
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach. — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Some people say Make love not war. . why not get married and make both.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
