Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most dangerous person is a mailman becoming a hitman, he knows where you live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until you see a picture of yourself from 6th grade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like hey what are you doing here? and I'm just like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment yo're laughing so hard and you try and stop, but you look at the person again and laugh. :3 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place then fuck that shit, you're going first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
