When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a BOSS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone Told Me To Make A Superman Outfit. Here It Is(: Its Not My Best But Superman Is My Favorite Superhero(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I can be a rapper, I'm good at rhymes.. cat, bat, fat, hat, chat.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate being tired in school and thinking I'm going to take a napas soon as I get home and then when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Funny How You can do nice things for people all the time & they never notice.But once you make one mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't take a bullet for you, because if I have time to jump in front of the bullet, you have time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only Peter Parker who do not end up in hospital when bitten by poisonous spider, even he become more stronger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
