Tivo. Get Tivo. Tivo is great. I love my Tivo. Effortless timeshifting and commercial zipping. I love my Tivo. Tivo is great.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My opinions are like farts; So hard to hold em in, and when one slips everyones gonna know it and at least… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always appreciate you warning me about sunburn after I've gotten horribly sunburned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crying while seeing a Question Paper is common... But making your teachers cry seeing your Answer paper is somthing EXTRA ORDINARY !!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot,, everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling xU… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
