Amazing Quote by Anonymous

On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *I'll use calculator just in case*

— Anonymous

MATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

— Mee

I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you…

— Rick Sutter

Anyone can count the seeds of an apple. Who can count the apples in a seed?

— Stephen Covey

As Bertrand Russell once wrote, two plus two is four even in the interior of the sun.

— Martin Gardner

“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once!”

— Various

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

— Thom Yorke

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put…

— Paul Prudhomme

“2 and 2 are 4. 4 and 4 are 8. But what would happen If the last 4 was late? And how would it…

— Langston Hughes

With four? Doing a little... Addition? Multiplication?

— Veronica Roth

OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number by 5. Add 20. Did you get 12? Neither did I.

— Paige Carter

I'm bad at math.

— John Oates