Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “May your July 4th fireworks cause less personal injury than your July 4th alcohol consumption.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Independence day
You're much better than fireworks. They're all over in a moment, and you're going to stay for a fortnight. Besides, fireworks are noisy, and… — Kate Ross Copy Share Image
Not celebrating the 4th of July is like getting clean off of pills. Once you do it, you realize that you can never go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
The Fourth of July isn't all about barbecues and fireworks. It's also about freedom, liberty and the birthday of our country. Teach your kids… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People have forgotten what 4th of July really is. Its the day we got the freedom we use everyday. Its not fireworks and parties.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4th of July is a fun time to drink, eat, light firecrackers all while giving grandpa a war flashback. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As far as fireworks, it's very dangerous. You shouldn't play with them. — Jason Pierre-Paul Copy Share Image
I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don't have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach… — James Lafferty Copy Share Image
On the 4th of July, instead of fireworks, they should shoot thousands of exploding Doritos Locos Tacos into the night sky... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk. It's just… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image