People will wonder, Am I supposed to think this is funny or serious? People need the comforting aural cue of laughter. It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your trapped in the trunk of a Honda sinking to the bottom of the ocean you either learn about cars or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for putting in extra hours to make a bullshit deadline that does not matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the poetry written in our generation, Frost's is most likely to stand the test of time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than your foot falling asleep and having to stomp around like a dinosaur until it wakes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
