Animals Quote by Anonymous

My girl doesn't have to dress up to impress me , given what she dressing up from is her birthday suit

— Green Monk

Last birthday she got you a new sweater, put it on give her a kiss and tell her do better.

— Kanye West

Underwear is such a great gift, but try to go for brands that flatter your girlfriend's shape - a little structure can be great.

— Daisy Lowe

I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice.

— Molly Ringwald

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.

— Kami Garcia

Sweetheart thats a shirt not a dress

— Unknow

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

— Anonymous

Dont always buy a box of condoms whenever you with her, buy her teddy bear, chocolate or actual gift. Matured ladies appretiates gifts

— Anonymous

Wear the Jinx shirt and if she doesn't appreciate that, YOU HIT HER WITH A SHOVEL!

— Kevin Pereira

Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed.

— Nikhil Saluja

A lady and her outfit is like a Christmas gift. It's more tempting if it's fully wrapped.

— Ong Lor

She's got a body under that shirt, but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt.

— Genesis