Congratulations Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Congratulations Funny Parenting
If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At least part of the reason I am a SNOOT is that for years my mom brainwashed us in all sort of subtle ways.… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes. — Steve Schirripa Copy Share Image
“But Dad, you were a grown man, you have got to take responsibility for what you did, too! I mean, you made me eat… — Julie Gregory Copy Share Image
“Dads. Do you not realize that a child is what you tell them they are? That people almost always become what they are labeled?… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
“Congrats, buddy. It's going to be hysterical seeing you try to parent. You're a disaster." "Thanks, asshole," he says, but he's smiling because he… — Victoria Denault Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“She wants to yell at him: Say you won’t hurt Schaffa again! Even though it feels wrong to yell at any adult. Yet she… — N.K. Jemisin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody can be a success who doesn't like what they do. [But it's] no job if it has no challenge; there's… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
That means more to me, truthfully, than commercial success. To be a loved human being is much more important to me then any of… — Richard O'Brien Copy Share Image
Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
From day-break to day end may you two find solace in each others arms! Many congratulations on your big day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compliments of congratulation are always kindly taken, and cost nothing but pen, ink and paper. I consider them as draughts upon good breeding, where… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“You're back where you swore yourself you wouldn't be The familiar shackles you can't tell from your own skin Your head's under water when… — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
Never rank, rate, or compare coaches, children, concerts, or championships or congratulations. Just enjoy them all. — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
Congratulations! Wishing you lots of wonderful moments of togetherness now & always, may God bless you. Happy Engagement Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image