Funny Quotes by Addison Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

— Addison Mizner

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him

— Addison Mizner

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

— Addison Mizner

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

— Addison Mizner

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

— Addison Mizner

Poets are born, not paid.

— Addison Mizner

It is my plan to create a city that is direct and simple... To leave out all that is ugly, to eliminate the unnecessary,…

— Addison Mizner

They also swear who only stand and wait.

— Addison Mizner