When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
When I read messages from my friends, I read them in my mind using their voice. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they don't text back, I automatically assume that they fainted in excitement! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;) — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Whenever I wanna fall in love with my books.My bed fall in love with me & I always respect the one who… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
'SIT AND STUDY' - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere. :P — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The shortest relation in life is between Students & Books. They get committed couple of Days before exam. & After exam.. Break Up — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
We interrupt your happiness and positivity to bring you Monday morning...your regularly scheduled happiness and positivity will return on Friday. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Making the right decision is hard,telling someone your decision is even harder. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Be proud of who you are & who you represent.You are unique, there is no other exactly like you. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I am fortunate to have a few people in my life who understand me, share the same values, believe in the same things I… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
When all goes wrong, PUSH! When you wish for something, PUSH! When people don't understand you, PUSH! When you wish for love, PUSH! P-ray… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
You can only pretend for so long before reality hits and you realize he/she is not who you thought or what you truly want. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Don't be like cigarettes:people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you,but be like drugs,they DIE if… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I am married to the most dedicated,hard working and loving best friend a person can ask for! I love you,and appreciate all you do… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
You just see me as an option. Maybe its time I see you as a memory! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere,… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Family is not just a word. It's who you are, where you came from and where you will always belong. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
The truth may hurt.It can kill you emotionally on the inside.But,truth-be-told,it's better than a lie. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
