Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've always been lucky in casting. The trick in casting is to hire great people, and let them do what they do,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
With films, I just scribble a couple of notes for a scene. You don't have to do any writing at all, you… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
End production today. Wrap party as usual a little sad. Slow danced with Scarlett. Broke her toe. Not my fault. When she… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives. All the attendant hoopla… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
