There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all. ... I can't think of… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Whenever I need to "get away", I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Our bravest and best lessons are not learned through success, but through misadventure. — Amos Bronson Alcott Copy Share Image
“Hey! look at us We're digging and digging Into stubborn, ancient earth; We're discovering Where we came from, and how we came.… — Lois A. Cheney Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A leader should not take credit when things go right if they are not willing to accept responsibility when things go wrong. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Don't sacrifice your spirit for wealth. Grow your wealth by first growing your spirit. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
“Could I be your girl, too?" I asked quickly. The large, broad-shouldered man looked away before he answered. "Well, now," he said,… — Kathleen Grissom Copy Share Image
“The coops were finished. They were not masterpieces, and I have seen chickens pause before them in deep thought, as who should… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Thought is not reality; yet it is through Thought that our realities are created. — Sydney Banks Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you are not financially independent by the time you are forty or fifty, it doesn't mean that you are living in… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The secret to freedom is to realize that you don’t have to believe your mind. You don’t have to believe your story.… — T. Harv Eker Copy Share Image
“... intellectuals seemed to think that their life - the life of the mind, the endless self examination, the continuous autobiography afflicted… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good,"… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The truth of a theory can never be proven, for one never knows if future experience will contradict its conclusions. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
