How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To have a high IQ, you tend to specialize, think deep thoughts. You avoid trivia. — Christopher Langan Copy Share Image
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become. That is why… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“For instance, a race of hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings once built themselves a gigantic supercomputer called Deep Thought to calculate once and for… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think of tomorrow going shopping, hanging out with good friends and family and then I thought to myself if people find… — Maureen Renfro Copy Share Image
If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A new world will be won not by those who stand at a distance with their arms folded, but by those who… — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Count the cost first. Don’t pay too big a price for pursuing minor values. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Nature avenges herself speedily on the hard pedantry that would chain her waves. She is no literalist. Every thing must be taken… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The ultimate aim of the quest must be neither release nor ecstasy for oneself, but the wisdom and the power to serve… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you truly have it, you never lose it; and if you lose it, you never truly had it. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
There was always the next therapy appointment, next surgery, next college exam, but with time and deep thought, those evolved into life… — Kyle Carpenter Copy Share Image
How easy it is to forgive and loose the most violent offender, when in tears, they repent. How difficult it is forgiving… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
