People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
It just so happens that people aren't doing comedy about abortion or cannibalism or waterboarding. And that to me doesn't necessarily mean… — Rob McElhenney Copy Share Image
The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The global economy is becoming a place where women are more successful than men, and these economic changes are starting to rapidly… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I went to NYU drama school, so I was a very serious actress. I used to do monologues with a Southern accent,… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there's usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least. So,… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Doing comedy and romance is easy, if I compare it with playing the role of a real-life person. — Ammy Virk Copy Share Image
“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact,… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
Rory is very established in England, which you are seeing right now with Bond. But his father Roy Kinnear was a very,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was really into comedy. I listened to a lot of comedy albums. I loved Richard Pryor,… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
At The Comedy Store, night after night, the crowds are fuller. It used to be Tuesday at 9 you'd have to start… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Spurious prudence, making the senses final, is the god of sots and cowards, and is the subject of all comedy. It is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
...as all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
Melbourne City is an awesome city. You can get everything: You can get open air. You can get city life. You can… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
I don't think there are hour comedies, but if there were, I would have been open to it. — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
