Aunt Quote by Milton Jones

Auntie Phyl's last months in the care home were extra pieces. Age is unnecessary. Some of us, like my mother, are fortunate enough to…

— Margaret Drabble

“Auntie Em! Auntie Em!” Homer’s VR came online, smiling. “I guess we got’em.” I snorted with relief. “And their little dog, too.” Homer”

— Dennis E. Taylor

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.

— Sammy Davis, Jr

It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out…

— Anonymous

“Aunt Fran lowered her voice. "Her cold is just the start of a greater sickness. These 'stories,' as you call them, will only lead…

— Ami McKay

My grandmother is really awful sometimes.

— Sophie Dahl

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

— Billy Wilder

When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.

— Brandi Glanville

“Aunt Mary, you hurt my feelings."  "Well, child, I'm glad to learn your feelings are hurt," returned the aunt. "I'm sure, Carley, that underneath…

— Zane Grey

Your Great-Aunt Muriel doesn't agree, I just met her upstairs while she was giving Fleur the tiara. "She said 'Oh dear, is this the…

— Anonymous

Maybe I'll just be a good aunt.

— Kim Kardashian

“Hello, Aunt Jane,” said Benny, going over to the bed. “I’m Benny. And aren’t you a cute little lady!” Aunt Jane was taken by…

— Gertrude Chandler Warner