Born Quote by Milton Jones Download Open image “When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.” — Milton Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Born Children Daughter Funny Humor Jaundice My daughter Rounds Yellow
When I was born, I was born very prematurely so I was very tiny and small. And so, my mom just nicknamed me Pixie,… — Pixie Lott Copy Share Image
All looks yellow to the jaundiced eye. [and therefore the solution is to fix the jaundiced eye.] — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I looked on my stomach and saw Frieda Rebecca, white as flour with the cream that covers new babies, funny little dark squiggles of… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
“She had a little thin face and a little thin body, thin light hair and a sour expression. Her hair was yellow, and her… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
I have a sister and her name is Mimsy, like from 'Alice in Wonderland,' so we've got some strange names in our family. — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.) — Jeff Jarvis Copy Share Image
The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy. — Billy Barty Copy Share Image
Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
If you're depressed and called Morgan spend the first half of the day in Germany for some positive affirmation. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
I always thought if I was born 2000 years earlier, I would be a monk, probably carving a monastery or some giant pantheon buildings. — Jenova Chen Copy Share Image
The real world out there isn't nearly as nice as some people prefer it to be, so don't swallow everything your high-born teachers tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody looking for a quiet life has picked the wrong century to born in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Orlando, where the economy and culture has been powerfully shaped by tourism, and so I've long been interested… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
I know that in the rap game you've got a lot of people, that come from poverty, was born in poverty and if it… — Jon Connor Copy Share Image
Nothing old is ever reborn but neither does it totally disappear. And that which has once been born, will always reappear in a new… — Alvar Aalto Copy Share Image
I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm not against gay people. I have a relative who is also gay. We can't help it if they were born that way. — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies. — Bret Harte Copy Share Image