Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Enjoy the tiny unexplainable second. You can learn whatever you want. — Jerril Thomas Abraham Copy Share Image
When I started stand-up - and this is in the '90s - there was definitely people hadn't watched decades of Comedy Central,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“It’s hillbilly urine; we had better get home before they come to eat us.” Kevin said pointing towards home proving if there… — Kim Cormack Copy Share Image
We mustn't complain too much of being comedians - it's an honorable profession. If only we could be good ones the world… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
“Twoa said, obviously still in my brain. "It was my pheromones," she said defensively. I looked up at her; she was sniffing… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
I love comedy with a passion, and I hope that shows in my work. I would never want to move an inch… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
My parents certainly didn't understand TV comedy. They wouldn't turn on 'Married... With Children' and laugh. — Nahnatchka Khan Copy Share Image
If I'm doing comedy, I try to improvise a lot. Even if they don't use it, it helps me loosen up and… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
Most comedy is not very ambitious. You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“If God’s suggesting that I am expected to do good and also obligated to manufacture a genuine desire for it, this boat’s… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I have other tastes besides comedy. I love comedy. I adore it, but I love dramatic movies just as much. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
I think every job that you do gives you the opportunity to learn something new. As hokey as that sounds, that's why… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
I don't tend to watch too many American comedies. I love British comedy. — Danny McBride Copy Share Image
The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot.… — Timothy Bottoms Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' was actually started with a show that Lorne Michaels and I did at a summer camp called Timberlane in… — Howard Shore Copy Share Image
