I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Presentation was the name of the Catholic church [my mother's family] attended, and this is what I love about the Irish: My mother became… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
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