Comedy Quotes by Brad Garrett

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt…

— Brad Garrett

In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always…

— Brad Garrett

Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.

— Brad Garrett

The night I won the Emmy, I probably cried for three hours on and off.

— Brad Garrett

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.

— Brad Garrett

I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.…

— Brad Garrett

There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

— Brad Garrett

Humor is healing.

— Brad Garrett

I'm not big on game shows.

— Brad Garrett

I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television…

— Brad Garrett

I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to…

— Brad Garrett

We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

— Brad Garrett

Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.

— Brad Garrett

Sports were never my thing.

— Brad Garrett

I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.

— Brad Garrett