WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go f*ck itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
