I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop Wasting Time On People Who Don't Deserve Your Attention. TRUST Me,,, Time Spent With People Who Care About You Is Priceless.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wrote you a haiku but it had no grace. I wrote you a sonnet but ran out of space. Anyway here's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over-thinking ruins you, ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry & just makes everything much worse than it actually is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a huge difference between haha and hahaha. When you write more than 2 haha's, usually means you're actually laughing at the comment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature runs a restuarant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are autimatically served… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noah from (Notebook) sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't even send me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost all your photos that you uploaded on Facebook are all modified in Photoshop. Bitch! are you sure you ain't a monster… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It wouldn't LOVE if sending them straight to HELL. It wouldn't LOVE if trying to make them FAIL. It wouldn't LOVE if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
