The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I never go easy on kids when I play board games. The sooner they learn what the consequence of entering a competition… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
![“I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when I kidnapped Bill Lawrence's daughter, I cut off all of her fingers before sending my demands so that I wouldn't have to sit there and wait for him to…” quote by Zach Braff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/6ea/zach-braff-854_balls_i-know-that-mike-tyson-talked-about-want_953019.jpg)
