I used to take culinary arts at Job Corps so I'm a certified chef. I could cook chicken alfredo. — Gorilla Zoe Copy Share Image
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I always have really fresh, hormone-free, additive-free chicken, healthy veggies, and brown rice in the fridge to grab because I'm always on… — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens. — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
My mom's chicken, with rice and gravy was my favorite dish as a kid, and it still is now. That's my favorite… — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My parents made no money whatsoever, but they really knew how to see, as artists. So a big adventure might be, on… — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to cook is anything that comes out okay. I'm very fond of certain pastas and sauces that I can… — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
I get up around 8 o'clock, which gives me enough time to walk dogs and feed chickens and horses. Then I get… — Lisa Scottoline Copy Share Image
What comes first, the chicken or the egg? You start out bad, you don't really feel right, you don't have the same… — Lance Berkman Copy Share Image
A flower is your cousin...Sometimes a person has got to take a life, like a chicken's or a hog's when you need… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I eat foods such as fish, chicken, fruit and vegetables while avoiding red meat, dairy and wheat. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
It turns out I have clinical schizophrenia. The unborn chicken voices were telling me to kill my family. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson Copy Share Image
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens. — Jodi Thomas Copy Share Image
Most successful American politicians look well-fed on endorsements, campaign contributions and chicken dinners. — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
Whoa!" he says with a smile. The wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepen. "Chicken salad a la George Orwell! — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Though the hen should sit all day, she could lay only one egg, and, besides, would not have picked up materials for… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead… — Vinton Cerf Copy Share Image
Every unwanted animal ends up on my farm: alpacas and horses and dogs and cats and chickens and ducks and parrots and… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another.… — Ben Elton Copy Share Image
My grandmother had a courtyard of animals, like goats and chickens. She made ricotta cheese, cooked with potatoes warm from the garden,… — Lidia Bastianich Copy Share Image
The happiest moments of my childhood were spent on my grandmother's front porch in Durham, N.C., or at her sister's farmhouse in… — Andre Leon Talley Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I ate nothing but fried food. Everything was fried, from oysters to chicken to potatoes to vegetables. When… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Don't let your fears become boxes that enclose you. Open them out, feel them and turn them into the greatest courage you… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
Just as a snowflakewent on to feed a puddle that filled a stream and then the river, thepumpkin patch is a gathering… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they… — Etgar Keret Copy Share Image
We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
