There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
The domesticated chicken is probably the most widespread bird in the annals of planet Earth. If you measure success in terms of… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
They've made it a felon to drive from Florida to Louisiana with any fighting birds, so I've had to get rid of… — Roy Jones Jr Copy Share Image
This is April," he said, holding up the chicken. "She's the only friend I have left. I saved her from an evil… — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
You don’t have to look like an old fuddy-duddy, but I believe it was Chanel who said, ‘Nothing makes a woman look… — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
Daisy looked up at him with the kind of expression that Jesus might have given someone who had just explained that he… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Scientists suggest that the link between consuming poultry and cancer spread may be due to carcinogens in cooked meat. For unknown reasons,… — Michael Greger Copy Share Image
Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
That little boy is driving well and he's putting well. He's doing everything it takes to win. So, you know what you… — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
I cook at home all the time and really enjoy it. It's fun family time and we all chip in and help… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Underground people pay a desperate toll finding out things nobody else has discovered yet. We run around like headless chickens looking for… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
I cooked Christmas dinner for sixty people in St Petersburg once. Not on my own, and I think my bit was being… — Tim Key Copy Share Image
I know when you think about the South, you think about fried foods, but we eat a tremendous amount of vegetables. I… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if… — Bonnie Langford Copy Share Image
I suppose I'm not quite the oldest detective on the block - David Jason is. When's he going to retire and give… — John Nettles Copy Share Image
They're real strong magic, they make you have good luck. Not like fried chicken when you're not lookin' for it, but things… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I don't live in New York or California. I'm in the grocery store, at the park with my kids, and I'm a… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When I'm doing a movie, I eat the same thing every day. For lunch, it's tuna salad or chicken salad and cole… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin Copy Share Image
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I did as much as I could: raising chickens, pushing an ice-cream cart, bagging walnuts, driving a tractor on a beet farm,… — Charles R. Schwab Copy Share Image
Let's say that when I was a little baby, and all my bones soft and malleable, I was put in a small… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the… — Sue Lowden Copy Share Image
A blowtorch is a wonderful thing. You can get one of those for about 25 bucks at Home Depot. And there's a… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
My parents taught me to be optimistic and independent. They made me feel that I could do anything I set my mind… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
In England, you might have a possession game of six v. six, and it's like headless chickens: people running around everywhere just… — Toni Duggan Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“The plucked and dressed bodies of the chickens will then be sold to millions of families who will gnaw on their bones… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's… — Jim Cantalupo Copy Share Image
And when the chickens that didn't hatch come home to roost, we will rue the day when, misled by sloppy accounting and… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
From the time I can first recall the rain falling on the red clay in Florida. I wanted to make things. When… — Augusta Savage Copy Share Image
I thought, how would I feel if my son gave one of those [underprivileged] kids chicken pox? For him it's not a… — Eula Biss Copy Share Image
It was a small farm in a little rural town by the Indiana state border. I lived there from ages 5 to… — Scott Michael Foster Copy Share Image
I haven't checked, but I highly suspect that chickens evolved from an egg-laying ancestor, which would mean that there were, in fact,… — Ta-Nehisi Coates Copy Share Image
![“There is Harlan Ellison the human being, who takes a crap a couple of times a day, and who farts, and who eats chicken croquettes, if I can find them. And then there is the writer, this writer-person, who is a much finer person than I. Much more orderly, much more meaningful. Worthier, than I [am].” quote by Harlan Ellison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/091/harlan-ellison-2133_chickens_there-is-harlan-ellison-the-human-being_2766268.jpg)
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