Each of us, with money, gets further and further away from those moments where the hand pulls the beet root from the… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!"… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
Chickens are a symbol of chaos. Wherever you stick a chicken, unless it's a chicken farm, it's just chaos. — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Once we understand just how to control genes, we have the potential for spinal cord regeneration, bone regeneration, and so on. It… — Jack Horner Copy Share Image
After a lot of debate and a lot of work, what people decided is, it makes a great deal of sense to… — Juan Enriquez Copy Share Image
There are some old photographs from where if you take anything out, even a chicken or a little bird, the magic will… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I love chicken. I love chicken products: fried chicken, roasted chicken, chicken nuggets - whatever. And going to Japan, I would see… — David Chang Copy Share Image
This is April," he said, holding up the chicken. "She's the only friend I have left. I saved her from an evil… — Kirsten Miller Copy Share Image
You know how chickens are, imagining the world coming to an end one moment, then pecking corn the next. — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
I eat foods such as fish, chicken, fruit and vegetables while avoiding red meat, dairy and wheat. — Martine McCutcheon Copy Share Image
Supporters of Osama bin Laden want to rename the Arabian Sea after bin Laden's death. They want to call it "Martyr's Sea."… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time?… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Nothing rekindles my spirits, gives comfort to my heart and mind, more than a visit to Mississippi... and to be regaled as… — Craig Claiborne Copy Share Image
Smoke says the beef is much better than the squawky white birds. Her expression changed from annoyed to dismayed. Squawky white birds?… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
We used to be called the Dixie Chickens. Then we played at a barbecue place, and they had a sign saying, 'Featured… — Martie Maguire Copy Share Image
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the… — Sue Lowden Copy Share Image
Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala. — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
