Chickens Quotes · Page 21

It needs only a good bottle of wine for a roast chicken to be transformed into a banquet.

— Gerald Asher

In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

— Padma Lakshmi

Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed…

— Mark Twain

You could probably get through life without knowing how to roast a chicken, but the question is, would you want to?

— Nigella Lawson

I'm cool with whatever. I'll just keep eating my bread, sipping my soup and serving my time. But the chicken is going…

— Charles Oakley

There are some old photographs from where if you take anything out, even a chicken or a little bird, the magic will…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.

— George Watsky

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

— Ingrid Newkirk

I grew up in the country on a farm it was whenever someone said even that a snake was eating the chickens…

— Malcolm X

The present Arab uprising didn't stem from Israel. The old guard is trying to keep down the young chickens. The old guard…

— Shimon Peres

In the ambiguity and shifting playing field of adult life, I often wish I could just fill in a dot and have…

— Rob Delaney

If you've ever tried ba travel, I wouldn't recommend it-- unless of course you fancy turning into a phantom chicken and rafting…

— Rick Riordan

“Everyone stop moving!” he bellowed. “Especially you, chickens! CHICKENS, GIVE UP! WE’RE GOING TO EAT YOU! THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT…

— Tui T. Sutherland

The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined…

— Bertrand Russell

I have several dogs and several cats who aren't really mine. In fact, they think that I am theirs. I'd like to…

— Eric Stoltz

Look at Julie Etchingham and Katie Derham, none of us are spring chickens frankly, I don't think people want to watch someone…

— Mary Nightingale

God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the…

— Rachel Caine

We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.

— Joel Salatin

Love was a fever that came along a few years after chicken-pox and measles and scarlet fever.

— Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

There's only one rule in photography - never develop colour film in chicken noodle soup.

— Freeman Patterson

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

— Mike Rowe

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

— Gary Yourofsky

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

— Dov Davidoff

Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.

— Paula Deen

How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with…

— Malcolm Lowry

I'm sure you agree that animals should not be abused - whether they're cats or dogs or chickens - and that stopping…

— Pamela Anderson

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

— George Carlin

If we decide to take this level of business creating ability nationwide, we'll all be plucking chickens for a living.

— Ross Perot

Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies.

— Jack Canfield

Keeping animals, I have learned, is all about water. Who even knew chickens drank water? I didn't, but they do, and a…

— Susan Orlean

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

— Jessica Simpson

I would say that's my normal thing, salad for lunch with chicken or some sort of protein and then pasta.

— Devon Windsor

I live on a property that used to be a goat ranch. We've replaced the goats with chickens, orchards, test plots, and…

— Greta Lee

Business is never as healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets.

— Henry Ford

I don't do method acting. If I play a farmer, I'm not gonna spend 3 weeks on a chicken farm. That's a…

— Carice van Houten

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly…

— Rita Mae Brown

Soft-brained people, weak-minded, chicken-hearted , cannot find the truth. One has to be free, and as broad as the sky.

— Swami Vivekananda

“There are more chickens than a man can know in this world, but an unprovoked kindness is the rarest of birds.”

— Mark Twain

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.

— Idries Shah

And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

— Sherman Alexie