Chickens Quote by Jonathan Stroud

He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He…

— Craig Ferguson

The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined views as…

— Bertrand Russell

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

— Marjorie M. Liu

“His ass has seen more cock than a poultry farm!”

— Lou Harper

I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had seen that…

— Megan Whalen Turner

“That she made a point to eat only the gristliest chicken bits, the burned biscuits, the mealiest potatoes, while she complained that his children…

— Paul Harding

“He was weary. Used up. He had been weary for months, for more than a year. In that weariness, in the exhaustion of his…

— Jennifer Roberson

“Chicken began to cry then or seemed to cry, to weep or seemed to weep, until they heard the sound of a grown man…

— John Cheever

“Most philosophers must have been raised on chicken farms. One hopes for so much from a chicken and is so dreadfully disillusioned. Small chickens,…

— Sherwood Anderson

“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

— Dave

“So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too.”

— Dakota Cassidy

I was not so comfortable with my new authority that I could say 'We eat the chicken now!' but the magus had seen that…

— Megan Whalen Turner