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“Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.”

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“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”

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“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as…

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“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,…

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“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…

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You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.

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Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

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“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…

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A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

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“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…

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“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

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“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…

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Creativity is like chasing chickens.

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I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I…

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I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.…

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One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it…

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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

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I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

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call it chicken salad

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In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

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I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

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To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.…

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Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

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You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

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