Cheese Quotes · Page 15

“If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be a goat and make love all day…

— Jarod Kintz

I often ask people in the audience what their favourite cheese is. Anything less than Gruyere and they're just not middle class!

— Joe Lycett

Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits.

— Emily Giffin

I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza.

— Green Monk

I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that's kinda…

— Adam Lamberg

Scamorza, an Italian curd cheese often labelled 'smoked mozzarella,' melts fantastically well.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

People should eat what they like, even if it's some jalapeno and cheese-covered monstrosity with blueberry cream cheese.

— J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.

— Brennan Manning

“A blanket could be used like the Romans used Greek gods. Still, if you want my honest opinion, I’d rather pray to…

— Jarod Kintz

Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is…

— Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Our brains are wired to interpret shapes as faces and bodies. That's why people see the Virgin Mary in the clouds or…

— Seth Shostak

I am really trying not to eat cheese at night. It's become a real problem and I have now got high cholesterol.…

— Vic Reeves

When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as…

— Edward Steichen

Growing up in eastern Turkey, I was not really involved with the family business - sheep and cow farming, yogurt and cheese…

— Hamdi Ulukaya

Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't…

— Ingrid Newkirk

You can do something as simple as drinking two cups of water before a meal to fill your belly a bit so…

— Kathy Freston

I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to…

— Mitch Hedberg

Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds…

— Andrew Weil

“Apparently the soft cheese I'd been served possessed a rind.A rind any civilized person would have recognized as inedible and meant to…

— Patrick Rothfuss

I like porterhouse steak, rib-eyes and New York strip. This works for me because I have very low cholesterol and low blood…

— Sharon Stone

Rice and peas fit into that category of dishes where two ordinary foods, combined together, ignite a pleasure far beyond the capacity…

— John Thorne

Do not neglect to bring your revolver, Russell. It may be needed, and it does us no good in your drawer with…

— Laurie R. King

I'd never even seen orange cheese. I mean, who decided to make that orange? And so there was something different about me…

— Rose McGowan

There arent many great passages written about food, but I love one by George Millar, who worked for the SOE in the…

— Sebastian Faulks

Without cheese, there are no Cheesels. Therfore, you must make the cheese.

— Mac Cheesits

I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

— Dara O Briain

I'm a Wisconsin kid, so I like brats and burgers and stuff like that. Cheese curds.

— J. J. Watt

For lunch, I usually have a burrito or burrito-style bowl with rice, beans, a little cheese, avocado, and tomato.

— Hilary Knight

Well, I think mac-and-cheese is that universal piece. Especially in The South, people stake their reputations on mac-and-cheese.

— Paul Wahlberg

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it.

— JWoww

“The French Code for cheese is ALIVE. The American Code for cheese, on the other hand, is DEAD.”

— G. Clotaire Rapaille

Jiu Jitsu is a mousetrap. The trap does not chase the mouse. But when the mouse grabs the cheese, the trap plays…

— Helio Gracie

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

— Alan Garner

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.

— John Lennon

“I checked the burger. It had everything on it but cheese. Just the way I liked it.”

— Anonymous

Would I like to have a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting? Yeah, I would.

— Roy Hibbert

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

— Steven Wright

Well my favorite is really really sharp, extra sharp, aged cheddar cheese.

— Meryl Streep

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

— Eoin Colfer

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

— Jamie Vardy