Cheese Quote by G. Clotaire Rapaille

“How can you govern a country with two hundred thirty-eight varieties of cheese?”

— François Mitterrand

“New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese…

— Bill Maher

“No one goes around suggesting that everyone should become their own autonomous cheesemakers and cheering the death of the cheese industry. Why? Because that…

— Patrick Nielsen Hayden

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

— James Joyce

“Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.”

— Anne Lamott

“I cut the cheese, and I cut the cheese. It’s stinky and tasty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“The answer is always yes to cheese.”

— Sapphire

“But here they were, and Olive pictured two slices of Swiss cheese pressed together, such holes they brought to this union--what pieces life took…

— Elizabeth Strout

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. All I know is my love for…

— Jarod Kintz

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

— Clifton Fadiman

“There are so many cheeses that I can't keep track of all their names. The dairy farmers should simplify things and name every cheese…

— Jarod Kintz

“See, Cletus has this thing for cheese, but since he has no thumbs he has to have me give him his cheese on his…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon