Cheese Quotes · Page 23

In France, I learned about wine and cheese.

— Walter Wager

Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys…

— Harry Shearer

Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.

— Bill Bailey

But a little milk, butter and cheese are acceptable because no harm is done in obtaining them.

— Sathya Sai Baba

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

— Eric Bristow

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception

— Randy Alcorn

Bacon. Let's talk about bacon. There's no meat more glorious than bacon. You can add it to pasta instead of cheese. You…

— Rob Manuel

I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it…

— Stephen Colbert

The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing…

— Jay Leno

[Our first dinner with Alison McGhee] was at Figlio's [in Minneapolis]. I know exactly what I had, because it was so good:…

— Kate DiCamillo

I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of…

— Neil Gaiman

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to…

— Ayelet Waldman

Your test had cheese meteor questions?" - Bex to Liz.

— Ally Carter

Was the Buffalo chicken wing invented when Teressa Bellissimo thought of splitting it in half and deep frying it and serving it…

— Calvin Trillin

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just…

— Eugene Mirman

We work on macro issues and macaroni and cheese issues. When women are in the halls of power, our national debate reflects…

— Barbara Mikulski

Kids don't seem to recognize when they're hungry until they're starving and in the emergency zone, so I'm like, "Who wants some…

— Julie Bowen

My big downfall is deep-dish pizza from Chicago. That is why I can't go vegan - I can't give up cheese. I…

— Parvesh Cheena

The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.

— Theodore Beale

I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite,…

— Malin Akerman

The misers cheese is wholesomest

— Benjamin Franklin

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

— Kevin McAllister

My wife is a terrific Southern cook. My favorite of all the great things she cooks is 'trash potatoes.' That's mashed potatoes…

— Mike Vogel

Introducing Tac-os! It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl... it even makes the milk taste like tacos!

— Harry Styles

Mexican food is my absolute, #1 favorite food. But all the cutting and dicing is very time-consuming. I do like to cook…

— Wendy Williams