I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously… — Joe Murray Copy Share Image
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever… — Elisha Lim Copy Share Image
Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Always in my house, I have almonds, hummus, Triscuits, and cheddar cheese. It takes me back to childhood. My go-to meal would… — Anne Burrell Copy Share Image
I'm actually no longer a strict vegan. I don't hang out in the cheese section - I don't even eat cheese. I… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
That's a horrible thought. I guess cheese or wine. I think I might be too depressed to eat if I had to… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Little redcape," he snarled, "when next you bare steel on Shagga son of Dolf, I will chop off your manhood and roast… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year, the average American eats as much as 33 pounds of cheese. That's up to 60,000 calories and 3,100 grams of… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
I’m sure there’s some self-help cheese-ball book about the gray area, but I’ve been having this conversation with my friends who are… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Boy: So, sex at my place? Girl: Yah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and… — Misa Copy Share Image
“These are the end products of the Masterminds of Safety and Ethics, bulked up on cheese that contains no cheese, chips fried… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I remember cream cheese in celery, with a sprinkling of paprika, served at my dad and stepmum's 'soirees' in the 70s, where… — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
Is the English press honest or dishonest? At normal times it is deeply dishonest. All the papers that matter live off their… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
The 31th of May, I perceived in the same water more of those Animals, as also some that were somewhat bigger. And… — Antonie van Leeuwenhoek Copy Share Image
I should think that many of our poets, the honest ones, will confess to having no manifesto. It is a painful confession… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I try to eat food that hasn't been washed in ammonia and then packaged in the shape of breaded dinosaurs filled with… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
You can buy a box of low-fat macaroni and cheese made with powdered nonsense. I'm not worried if I'm using four different… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I feel cheesy when I see 'Silver Spoons.' Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids… — Ricky Schroder Copy Share Image
“I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant… — Elsie Love Copy Share Image
“From a footnote: Writes Clifton Fadiman: "A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated.… — Michael Paterniti Copy Share Image
I think humor is the social use. You can put anything in it. I think - yes, I speak heavily in analogies… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
The cheese and wine party has the form of friendship without the warmth and devotion. It is a device either for getting… — Brooks Atkinson Copy Share Image
My first paid job was delivering newspapers. The first paid acting job I got was dressing up as Edam cheese and handing… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you… — Gertrude Berg Copy Share Image
I always preferred my father's pasta the next day, when he'd put it in a hot oven with heaps of extra cheese.… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Normally my sister, Sadie, or some of our other initiates from Brooklyn House would've come with me. But they were all at… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Food history is as important as a baroque church. Governments should recognize cultural heritage and protect traditional foods. A cheese is as… — Carlo Petrini Copy Share Image
For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Naps are the key to relieving stress. When you are working on two hours of sleep, the fact that cheese comes on… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my Jamaican jerk or my… — Tamala Jones Copy Share Image
“...Minnesota, Wisconsin, all around there... has the kind of women I liked when I was younger. Pale-skinned and blue-eyed, hair so fair… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they're like my opposite. I'm more of… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
![“The 31th of May, I perceived in the same water more of those Animals, as also some that were somewhat bigger. And I imagine, that [ten hundred thousand] of these little Creatures do not equal an ordinary grain of Sand in bigness: And comparing them with a Cheese-mite (which may be seen to move…” quote by Antonie van Leeuwenhoek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a1e/antonie-van-leeuwenhoek-17943_animal_the-31th-of-may-i-perceived-in-the-same_2552391.jpg)
