Cat Quotes · Page 45

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

— Mark Twain

The love of dress is very marked in this attractive animal.

— Champfleury

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

— Mae West

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“People decide how to live their own lives! A scum bastard doesn't have the right to chain anyone down!" -Sven to Torneo”

— Kentaro Yabuki

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop…

— Gillian Flynn

Miss Minutes was inspired a bit by Felix the Cat, and cartoons of that era.

— Kate Herron

Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,…

— Erma Bombeck

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

— Karl Pilkington

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human…

— Richard Aldington

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat.

— Anonymous

I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they…

— David Sedaris

Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.

— Rick Riordan

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

— Paul Gray

We are like dogs, cats, cows, rats ... What separates us from them and from the remaining matches against mammals is negligible.…

— Fernando Vallejo

I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind…

— Peter S. Beagle

Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!

— Gregory Maguire

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Jason Oliver C. Smith, a big dumb guy who was tan, died March 30 of lung cancer and old age. He was…

— Anna Quindlen

You may have a cat in the room with you without anxiety about anything except eatables. The presence of a cat is…

— Philip Gilbert Hamerton

Cats definitely have their own opinions.

— Ann M. Martin

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

In truth , mankind cannot be saved from without, by schoolmasters or any other sort of masters: it can only be lamed…

— George Bernard Shaw

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

— William Cowper