If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked. — Obie Trice Copy Share Image
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When cats sat staring into the fire they were thinking out problems. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that is seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilized… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
If you pursue an evenhanded policy between a cat and a mouse, do you help the mouse to survive - or allow… — Haim Harari Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I used to go to the movies, double features in outdoor theaters, and my parents used to… — Michael Biehn Copy Share Image
I was always a fan of the great old spaghetti Westerns, the Sergio Leone films. But the one that always sticks with… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
A cat you train with clicker training and what you've got to do is pair the click with a food reward. And… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence. — Pierre Loti Copy Share Image
I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
There was a time when people would go search out underground records. Now, underground means free, and people don't really care for… — Ice T Copy Share Image
I sometimes longed for someone who, like me, had not adjusted perfectly with his age, and such a person was hard to… — Julio Cortazar Copy Share Image
It’s admirable, what you do, what she does, but to me animal-welfare people are a bit like Christians of a certain kind.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wrapping rubber bands around a watermelon is not journalism. It is entertainment. But the key to success in media has always been… — Henry Blodget Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Ranunculus chose that moment to saunter inside, the big orange cat going straight across to Jack to rub against his trouser legs.… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
Cats are narcissistic. Their needs come before ours. They don't understand the word "No." They carry themselves with that aloof, arrogant sense… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. — George F. Kennan Copy Share Image
Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
People don't choose or own cats. Cats choose the people they want to own. — Warren Eckstein Copy Share Image
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. — Jonathan Tucker Copy Share Image
Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls. — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs. — Marva Collins Copy Share Image
Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfeather — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither — Mike Murdock Copy Share Image
As long as I'm around the cats in the hip hop scene, they'll throw me a track and I'll write a rap… — Ice T Copy Share Image
“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.” — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
