Cat Quotes · Page 42

A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without…

— Elayne Boosler

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

— David Allan Coe

I do not believe that it is possible to teach a cat to obey; that is contrary to his nature.

— Patricia Moyes

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

— Anonymous

I'm fascinated by Greta Garbo. My cat's named Greta, and I have a framed photograph of her from 1949.

— Jane Lynch

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.

— Alvah Bessie

I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.

— Gladys Taber

You may not, cannot, appropriate beauty. It is the wealth of the eye, and a cat may gaze upon a king.

— Theodore Parker

It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and…

— Julie Roberts

I need your help," says the tiny figure. Her voice is sad and soft and sounds like Lila's, but with an odd…

— Holly Black

I'm an avid animal lover. When I was 16, I wanted to be a vet or a zookeeper. I grew up with…

— Misty May-Treanor

Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize...that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone…

— Cleveland Amory

Respect people with less power then you. I don't care if you're the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge…

— Tim Minchin

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just…

— Paula Poundstone

It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish…

— Noel Edmonds

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats!

— Cory Arcangel

Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need is someone to take hold of you--gently, with…

— Tennessee Williams

I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats…

— Raymond Briggs

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate…

— Paris Hilton

I recognize that I have a unique position to be a role model to young girls because I am doing something that…

— Danica McKellar

Like most qualities, cuteness is delineated by what it isn't. Most people aren't cute at all, or if so they quickly outgrow…

— William S. Burroughs

I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think…

— Emily Oster

In their sympathies, children feel nearer animals than adults. They frolic with animals, caress them, share with them feelings neither has words…

— Jessamyn West

The violence that has been going on incessantly in our community, getting worse and worse by the day, when we are slaughtering…

— Louis Farrakhan

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. A mouse may find a hole, be the room ever so full of cats.

— Charles Spurgeon

I don’t care if the cat is black or white, I just want it to kill the mice.

— Deng Xiaoping

Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.

— Clare Boothe Luce

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?

— Douglas Coupland

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

— Ally Carter

Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation.

— Vicki Brown

There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.

— Vita Sackville-West

Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!

— John Greenleaf Whittier

The love of dress is very marked in this attractive animal.

— Champfleury

I don't hate cats...as long as they stay on the freeway, where they belong.

— Brad Stine

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

— Karel Capek

A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of…

— Mills Lane

Few animals display their mood via facial expressions as distinctly as cats.

— Konrad Lorenz

When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the…

— Anonymous

Bach was a top harmonist geezer, which is why the jazz cats love him.

— Nigel Kennedy

Whatever class and race divergences exist, top cats are tom cats.

— Elizabeth Janeway