Cat Quotes · Page 40

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

— John le Carre

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

— Dean Koontz

It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not…

— Anonymous

All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

— Winston Churchill

Terry Bradshaw couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the ‘C’ and the ‘A’.

— Thomas Henderson

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

— Sylvia Plath

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.

— Lenny Bruce

There's no doubt that after you eat a lot of garlic, you just kind of feel like you are floating, you feel…

— Les Blank

Record companies are like cat breeders who find a breed they can make some money off of, in-breed it until it's sickly…

— Michael Penn

I had a very crazy aunt and uncle who we traded my brother Webster to for a Siamese cat. It was heaven…

— Rex Smith

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on…

— Mark Twain

That got me a look so intense I was unable to interpret it - like the way cats sometimes fix on you.…

— Donald James

The big one I missed out on was 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' MGM wanted me for it, and Warner Bros.…

— Carroll Baker

My eyes widened at the ball of orange fluff squeezing out from under the counter, blinking and stretching. I looked again, not…

— Kim Harrison

One must always regret that law of growth which renders necessary that kittens should spoil into demure cats, and bright, joyous school-girls…

— Abba Louisa Goold Woolson

We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so.…

— William H. Gass

But I own that I cannot see as plainly as others do, and I should wish to do, evidence of design and…

— Charles Darwin

Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all.…

— Erin Hunter

It is said that God notes each sparrow that falls. And so He does. But the proper closest statement of it that…

— Robert A. Heinlein

He held up a finger and went to the hallway, where he tripped over Blotchy, and then over the two monster cats…

— Kristin Cashore

Whatever the reason, for most of the present century, the literature and publicity of the old established [animal welfare] groups made a…

— Peter Singer

Death is an inevitable cycle. But sickness before death is a symptom of resistance. Most people think they've got to get sick…

— Esther Hicks

Film team kept me very, very shielded when I was that young, because of course, I was seven years old. You know,…

— Chloe Grace Moretz

“Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”

— Jeaniene Frost

I played Big Mama in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' when I was 20 years old at the University of Michigan.

— Margo Martindale

Even the minds of animals, such as dogs, lions, cats, and serpents, become charmed with music.

— Swami Vivekananda

When Jace opened the greenhouse door, the scent hit Clary, soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw...

— Cassandra Clare

I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.

— Sammy Hagar

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

— Rush Limbaugh

I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway...

— Redman

When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

— Michel de Montaigne

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

— Charles Kingsley

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

— Tim Allen

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

— Steve Martin

The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots.

— Mason Cooley

The thing about cats, as you may find, Is that no one knows what they have in mind.

— John Ciardi

Cats are more interesting, let's face it. Dogs are loveable and a bit boring.

— Angela Kinsey

I constantly want to know - what is a table, or what is a cat?

— Simon McBurney

I don't think Wisconsin should become known as a state where we shoot cats.

— Jim Doyle