Cat Quotes · Page 39

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place.…

— Ernest Jones

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

— Anonymous

If I was a President I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate…

— Paris Hilton

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom.

— Robley Wilson

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come…

— Alex Ferguson

I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

— Rex Stout

I grew up in a small town, in a small community, and I would not have had access to great plays when…

— Tracy Letts

Rats They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of…

— Robert Browning

...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.

— Beryl Reid

Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s…

— Natsuki Takaya

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats…

— Scott Adams

“I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery... you could talk me into anything..." "So much for fighting the good fight," I…

— Jeaniene Frost

Her only gift was knowing people almost by instinct, she thought, walking on. If you put her in a room with someone,…

— Virginia Woolf

[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble...

— Champfleury

I can remember the first time I ever recorded my vocals on to a beat. Cat Coore from Third World - a…

— Damian Marley

I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair…

— George Clooney

Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.

— Hermione Gingold

A cat only has itself.

— V. S. Naipaul

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a…

— Adam Rex

Did Brother Zachariah just steal our cat?

— Cassandra Clare

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

— Brian Greene

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.

— Jacqueline Bisset

The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog.

— Daniel Tosh

I'm glad you're still upright, Charles, and the only reason you are is because she didn't have any silver. She'd have staked…

— Jeaniene Frost

We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.

— Rue McClanahan