Cat Quotes · Page 46

“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”

— Mary Matthews

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

— W. C. Fields

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

— Bob Monkhouse

Cats virtually always underestimate human intelligence just as we, perhaps, underestimate theirs.

— Roger Caras

No matter how tired or wretched I am, a pussycat sitting in a doorway can divert my mind.

— Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.

— Cassandra Clare

It took me a while to process myself as a cat - it's not something you see every day.

— Francesca Hayward

I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing.

— Ray Bradbury

Cats never feel threatened. They are genetically incapable of accepting that anyone could possibly dislike anything as perfect as a cat.

— Kathy Young

My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should…

— Swami Vivekananda

We must begin to understand the nature of intertextuality . . . the manner by which texts poems and novels respond to…

— Henry Louis Gates

We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless…

— Anonymous

I have a passion for big cats, I like big snakes. There is something about snakes that is so wise, they have…

— Anton Szandor LaVey

You're not a kid any more. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want…

— Haruki Murakami

All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be…

— Bill Goldberg

What am I to do with you?" Redd asked. "M-maybe you could-" Jack began. The Cat raised a paw. "I know." "It…

— Frank Beddor

If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch…

— Vilfredo Pareto

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they…

— Robley Wilson

Whenever you wash dishes, cook, or clean, if you make no sound, this is smartness itself. A person who enters a house…

— Michio Kushi

The time for lies and secrets is over," she meowed. "The truth must come out. Starclan was wrong not to tell you…

— Erin Hunter

Why keep in touch with them? That's what I want to know,' asked Larry despairingly. 'What satisfaction does it give you? They're…

— Gerald Durrell

One guy can ruin an instrument. Jimi Hendrix, bless his heart - how I wish he was still around - almost inadvertently…

— Keith Richards

The surprise of animals... in and out, cats and dogs and a milk goat and chickens and guinea hens, all taken for…

— Elizabeth Janeway

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat. My…

— T. S. Eliot

My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance.

— William S. Burroughs

“Cats are great teachers! Their teaching is very simple: You are too busy with life; give time to yourself!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

— Pam Brown

A house without a cat is like a day without sunshine, a pie without fromage, a dinner without wine.

— Julia Child

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

— Karl Pilkington

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

— Michel de Montaigne

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

— Doug Larson

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

— Frank Beddor

I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing.

— Willow Shields

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

— Greg Behrendt

Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

— Jasper Fforde

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

— Steven Wright

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

— Malcolm X

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

— Erin Hunter