Americans! They want to go 600 miles an hour, and they don't know how to walk! Look at them in the street.… — Joseph Pilates Copy Share Image
I think I know why you never married, Sarah." "Well, and I reckoned if I wanted something that'd come and go as… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way. — J. Carter Brown Copy Share Image
Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
There was a time when people would go search out underground records. Now, underground means free, and people don't really care for… — Ice T Copy Share Image
“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age ... pretty much constantly dreams of being able… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
In another time I guess I would have been content with filming girls and cats. But you don’t choose your time. — Chris Marker Copy Share Image
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was in therapy about two years ago, one day I noticed that I hadn't had any children. And I like… — Spalding Gray Copy Share Image
Another cat? Perhaps. For love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family cat is not replaceable… — Irving Townsend Copy Share Image
For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose… — Rumer Godden Copy Share Image
I always thought that the fastest way for me to get ahead and get noticed and to do well was to make… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
His friends he loved. His direst earthly foe - Cats-I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the… — William Watson Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really… — Moby Copy Share Image
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I love Philadelphia. I was shocked at what a great city this is. For me, it is the cat's pajamas. I love… — George Dzundza Copy Share Image
Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
"You know, Mouse," Tabby said, "a brilliant cat like me should have smart friends; people who can count to more than four."… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
