Cat Quote by W. S. Gilbert

One night I was watching myself on a TV show, and I picked up my favorite cat and held her to the screen so…

— Joe Don Baker

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in…

— Anonymous

As a little boy, I apparently had a predilection for undoing latch gates, running up pathways and ringing doorbells - and then running off…

— Ronald Frame

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, hit a lamp, and…

— Anonymous

“In the morning, when she wishes me to wake, she crouches on my chest, and pats my face with her paw. Or, if I…

— Doris Lessing

Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet.

— Faith Hunter

Where I was living, there was a backyard, and we had a lot of neighbors with cats. These cats used to just sit on…

— Emma Corrin

But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon,…

— Neil Gaiman

“Years ago, when still a substitute carrier, I noticed a warning sign on an open porch: Beware of Cat! I grinned at the snarling…

— Vincent Wyckoff

“I walked through the house to the back porch and found the screen door covered top to bottom, side to side, with cats meowing…

— Earl B. Russell

“Something had curdled in the atmosphere of the great hall. A further restlessness, a sense of unease, seemed to seep into the air through…

— Douglas Nicholas

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

— Rodney Dangerfield