Cat Quotes · Page 47

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

— Steven Wright

There is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat.

— Monica Edwards

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

— Robert Jordan

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or…

— Diane Lane

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

— Anna Quindlen

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats…

— Scott Adams

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only…

— Bill Maher

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never…

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Cat got your tongue? And what a lovely tongue it is. I know. It licked every inch of me. Repeatedly. For months,"…

— Karen Marie Moning

Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train…

— Michael Showalter

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet…

— Anonymous

Cats, for the most part, seem indifferent to human activities that do not revolve around their needs and wants. They all but…

— Joyce Jillson

I think my first song ever was when my cat died. It was this awful, dreadful black cat who was angry and…

— Thomston

The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Yet another hedge fund manager explained Icelandic banking to me this way: you have a dog, and I have a cat. We…

— Michael Lewis

Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent.…

— William S. Burroughs

There will be three cats, kin of your kin, with the power of the stars in their paws. They will find a…

— Anonymous

The vital elements are often momentary, change-sent things ... a gleam of light on water, a trail of smoke from a passing…

— Bill Brandt

Just as a snowflakewent on to feed a puddle that filled a stream and then the river, thepumpkin patch is a gathering…

— Katherine Dunn

Hi. Cat was just keeping me company until you came back.” He glanced in the direction she’d just disappeared to before returning…

— Jeaniene Frost

I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior…

— Erin Hunter

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

— Terry Pratchett

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

— Kinky Friedman

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

— Anonymous

What female heart can gold despise? What cat 's averse to fish?

— Thomas Gray

Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.

— Charles Baudelaire

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

— Theophile Gautier

Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.

— Chris Evert

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

— Nick Denton

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

— Monica Edwards

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.

— Leonora Carrington

When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts.

— Patricia Curtis

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

— Susy Clemens

Like cats' eyes gleaming in the gloom, the precious diamonds rest.

— Robert B. Leighton

Choupette literally has the finest tuna, the finest of everything a cat could ever have.

— Poppy Delevingne

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

— Bob Dylan