One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
