I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up — Green Monk Blind Copy Share Image
I deserve an oscar for the ammount of times I faked it with you — Green Monk Deserve Copy Share Image
I have just Kidnapped myself …..Give me One Million dollars or you will never see me again! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh. — Green Monk Dreams Copy Share Image
Number one rule: Never get attached to something that wasn't yours in the first place. — Green Monk Attached Copy Share Image
You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Be the girl everyone wants to be with Not the girl that everyone has been with... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
“If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has, don't take it… — Green Monk Courage Copy Share Image
It takes about 35 years for a woman to reach their sexual peak. For a man it takes about 5 to 10 mins — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkard moment ,while a lunch with important people,Suddenly,you drop coke on your new clothes -.- — Green Monk Coke Copy Share Image
My personal trainer told me to listen to my body while working out so I left the gym & went to get… — Green Monk Exercise Copy Share Image
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete. — Green Monk Birthday Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Drunk Copy Share Image
Researchers have discovered that people will believe anything that you tell them researchers have discovered... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I look at you, I just can't help fantasizing about kicking you in the face repeatedly. — Green Monk Fantasizing Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Asked Copy Share Image
