Beard Quotes · Page 5

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

— Jerry Lawler

“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.”

— Aaron Goldfarb

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

— Louise Rennison

If your neighbor loses his beard, you best start lathering yours - Mexican Proverb

— Mexican Proverb

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

— Cyprian

“You have grown a little beard, I said. You see it is not true that one can't change.”

— Elizabeth Hardwick

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“He had a moustache-and-beard combination that looked like a skinny white caterpillar taking a lap around his mouth.”

— Joe Haldeman

I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No,…

— Steve Carell

I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a…

— C. J. Wilson

“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, like an eye patch, and shave…

— Jarod Kintz

The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and…

— Richelle Mead

There's nothing in the street Looks any different to me And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye And the parting on the left…

— Julien Temple

Give me women, wine and snuff Until I cry out 'hold, enough!' You may do so san objection Till the day of…

— John Keats

At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people…

— Mort Kondracke

If I can play, and change the mind of one person about being a Muslim player and having a beard, then I'll…

— Moeen Ali

The two girls disappeared into the stern cabin once more. Will watched them go, then asked Halt, 'Anything you'd like me to…

— John Flanagan

In some contexts in Pakistan maybe a beard is negative. It depends. And in some contexts in America maybe a beard is…

— Mohsin Hamid

Spring has again returned. The Earth is like a child that knows many poems. Many, O so many. For the hardship of…

— Rainer Maria Rilke

Perhaps dirt is the necessary condition of beauty… Perhaps hygiene and art can never be bedfellows. No Verdi, after all, without spitting…

— Aldous Huxley

“I had never realized before how quickly men deteriorate without razors and clean shirts. They are like potted plants that go to…

— Beryl Markham

If you paid me for work," continued Max, whose rhetoric was more sophisticated than you might expect from a man with food…

— Richard Russo

The generals who had called Zia a mullah behind his back felt ashamed at having underestimated him: not only was he a…

— Mohammed Hanif

In art class at school we learned how to draw tanks and soldiers opening fire at [Iranian leader Ayatollah] Khomeini and his…

— Hassan Blasim

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

— Romesh Ranganathan

Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard.

— Wayne Static

“I’m sorry,” I say, “your ponytail is very masculine. I feel like I’m going to grow a beard just looking at it”…

— Laura Thalassa

“The beauty of Rav Yohanan is not mentioned because Rav Yohanan did not have splendor of face (a beard).”

— Maggie Anton

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

— Dana Gould

When you have that fake beard and stuff stuck on your face, you can't move your face. It's just not fun.

— Tom Payne

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

— Anonymous

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

— Simon Cowell

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

— Danny Pudi

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush…

— Minnie Pearl

You Dream of having a beard, I Dream of Beautiful Long Life with her by my side!!!

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it…

— Dylan Moran

“I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.”

— Jennifer Echols

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing…

— Keira Knightley

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

— Clement Clarke Moore