It's not a selfish desire, growing a beard, but maybe I need to not have the beard, and it'll bring us more… — Eric Weddle Copy Share Image
Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretences to foretell events. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Within IBM at that time, growing a beard without getting fired was an indisputable mark of technical genius. In” — Gerald M. Weinberg Copy Share Image
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
You Dream of having a beard, I Dream of Beautiful Long Life with her by my side!!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human. — Danny Pudi Copy Share Image
My dad would come to pick me up from high school in a beaver-skin cap, big gloves, his parka and everything. It… — John Gourley Copy Share Image
A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The big question now is who will take power in Afghanistan once the Taliban is defeated. I was thinking, how about Al… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded,… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have the beard on I have people behind me in traffic honking their horn. I'm thinking "how in the world?"… — Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
In their censures of luxury the fathers are extremely minute and circumstantial; and among the various articles which excite their pious indignation,… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
In the beginning of my twenties, I started transcendental meditation. For years, I did nothing else. Every holiday, I went to courses.… — Peter Lindbergh Copy Share Image
According to what we've been seeing recently in the area where the terrorists control, where they ban people from going to schools,… — Bashar al-Assad Copy Share Image
Loving a film is like falling in love with a woman or with a man like you never expect it. It it's… — Luc Besson Copy Share Image
A real common problem with a lot of animals is that guys are bad, hate to say it, but they will tune… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
When I came back from Munich, it was September, and I was Professor of Mathematics at the Eindhoven University of Technology. Later… — Edsger Dijkstra Copy Share Image
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots,… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
Original sin is in us like our beard. We are shaved today and look clean; tomorrow our beard has grown again, nor… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush… — Minnie Pearl Copy Share Image
When a king speaks, the armies move. But when a wise man speaks, only the beard shakes. — Vinoba Bhave Copy Share Image
I'm thinking about growing a beard so I have something cool to do with my hands when I think. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice. — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When you have that fake beard and stuff stuck on your face, you can't move your face. It's just not fun. — Tom Payne Copy Share Image
“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard. — Wayne Static Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry,” I say, “your ponytail is very masculine. I feel like I’m going to grow a beard just looking at it”… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“The beauty of Rav Yohanan is not mentioned because Rav Yohanan did not have splendor of face (a beard).” — Maggie Anton Copy Share Image
Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it! — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You know what I like about a beard? You can always look contemplative. — Joshua Jackson Copy Share Image
