Beard Quote by Laura Thalassa

“would be if you weren’t wearing your hair in a girly little ponytail,” I say, reaching for the ends of his white hair. He…

— Laura Thalassa

“I shaved my lady mustache (ladystache) off with my roommate's gay razor (it's a gay razor because it's his razor and he's gay) and…

— Lauren Weedman

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“I can guarantee a haircut will never tell you anything about someone's gender, who they love, or how they fuck.”

— Andrea Gibson

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“Did you tell that prospect over there that ‘not a hair’ on my head was to be touched?” “I think I said, ‘not a…

— Lauren Gilley

“Her hair was a loose ponytail, the universal sign of not giving a fuck.”

— Andy Weir

What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and pushed him…

— James Patterson

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like when people compliment my looks." "How come?" "I don't know," she said. And then, "Because it reminds me that I'm going…

— Mary Miller

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz