Funny Quote by Jennifer Echols

“You look good scruffy." "Now that I know you think that, I'll never shave again." She laughed again. "Remind me to look you up…

— Bella Andre

“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.”

— Margaret Mitchell

“I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“While getting a haircut, I thought about my failed marriage. Instead of feeling bad, I thought I’d grow a beard, move to the mountains,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something.…

— Neil Leckman

“My life sucks. So I shave my head.”

— Cecil Castellucci

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

“It didn’t take him long, and he pulled up nearly nose-to-nose with Ash as they came in from opposite directions. “You shaved off your…

— Nora Roberts

“What if I shave?" he said. "I look much better when I'm shaved. My cousin will vouch for that—do I not look almost handsome…

— Anne Gracie

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend