Beard Quotes · Page 4

Maintaining a beard is serious business.

— Mohit Raina

I seem like a baby without the beard.

— Luka Doncic

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

— Craig Ferguson

Beware of long arguments and long beards.

— George Santayana

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

— Bob Dylan

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

— Craig Ferguson

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

— Chris Sullivan

The world is like an eye, a beard, a spot of beauty and eyebrow, Where each thing is neatly in place.

— Hafez

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald

— Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

— Charles Spurgeon

The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.

— Samuel George Morton

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.

— Terry Southern

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

— Phil Robertson

“I thought you said he was your twin?” “Under that hair and beard, he is.”

— Sarah McCarty

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

— Alvah Bessie

I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat…

— Ornette Coleman

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it…

— Bill Bailey

I know people aren't sure about men who look like I do. People don't see the beard as a bit of hair.…

— Moeen Ali

The public doesn't really know me. Only people in my inner circle know me well. Others identify me by the beard, always…

— Vazgen Sargsyan

On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I…

— Nick Murphy

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and…

— Jarod Kintz

I've got a couple of grays in my beard and maybe a little salt and pepper in my hair. If I let…

— Roman Reigns

Growing up, the way that I looked was very important to me. I was always trying to impress people, and when I…

— Matisyahu

Even if you were green and had a beard and a male appendage between your legs. Even if your eyebrows were orange…

— David Levithan

Ron Moore. He was the guy that on our show and Deep Space Nine wrote the best Klingon episodes. He wrote great…

— Michael Dorn

Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who…

— Megan Fox

For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed…

— Christopher Moore

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager.…

— Reid Scott

Who was the Thief that she would love him? A youth, just a boy with hardly a beard and no sense at…

— Megan Whalen Turner

The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role…

— David Sedaris

we've produced a generation of spiritual panhandlers, begging for coins of wisdom, banging like bums on every closed door...if an old man…

— Tom Robbins

“This Santa's beard was real, and so was his hair. He wasn't fucking around.”

— David Levithan

I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.

— Charles Manson

I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.

— Dorothy Gish

Since I played a warrior in 'Magadheera,' my character sported shoulder-length hair and a thick beard.

— Ram Charan

I'm jealous of Peter Beard because he went all over the world doing his thing.

— Michele Lamy

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

— Anonymous

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

— Michael Gambon

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

— David Lee Roth

The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.

— James Beard